how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
new life goal: to enjoy at least one thing as much as anthony mackie enjoys being falcon
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means